There is a creature who lives
in a lair deep underground known to the locals simply as "B.H.U.D."
Rumors of the horrible monster began after several lads went missing
within a short period of time.
Tristan, no one had ever seen B.H.U.D. and lived to tell. He
described a system of tunnels and caves under the city, and that there
are, in fact, many creatures -- one of which is much larger than the
others and possibly the parent.
Since Tristan's escape from
the lair, the creatures became collectively known and
some recent catches.
B.H.U.D. about to have
B.H.U.D. having dinner.
B.H.U.D. pigging out.